![]() ![]() ![]() Read on for a listing of streaming and cable services - including rental, purchase, and subscription alternatives - along with the availability of 'The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2' on each platform when they are available. Looking to feast your eyes on ' The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2' on your TV, phone, or tablet? Tracking down a streaming service to buy, rent, download, or watch the Bill Condon-directed movie via subscription can be tricky, so we here at Moviefone want to help you out. 10/10 – Masterpiece.See All The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 Showtimes What? I can remain in a state of perpetual virginity by reading Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Series? Oh Edward, sweet, precious Edward, what a genius you are! Call Jacob, call Riley, and come hither yourself Edward, for tonight all beasts dine on the blood of Bella Swann, the most chaste harlot a mortal did ever spawn. Regrow my virginity? Is that possible, Eddie? Surely it's not. It's not like my virginity can grow back. It's not like I can lose my virginity twice, Edward. I want to lose it with someone special, with someone I love. What should I do, Edward? Should I give in to you, with your milky white skin, your smouldering eyes and chiselled chin, or should I.should I give in to Black, with his ripped six-pack and Hawaiian glow? Oh Edward, you know I don't want to hurt you, it's just that a girl's virginity is a big deal. Take my virginity, take it, take it now! But wait, no, I'm so conflicted. Oh god, Edward Cullen, you're so damn hot. ![]()
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